For months I have toiled over the computer on YA trying to enlightened the uptight moral minority into a higher way of being with Jesus, to be like myself, a sexually liberated creature of God.

I think I have met my true love Rev. Ted Haggard through an internet dating service. So, I plan be too busy with the raging hetrosexual Reverend and help him in his crusade to protect us all from gays and gay marriage.

So, it’s Ta-Ta for now my little sweeties. I’m going be taking a long honeymoon with Jesus and the Rev. Haggard. Call me if you need me!

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