What do you think of my new dating service idea?
I have been working on a new dating service idea…I was thinking a nice little coffee/internet cafe’ where one could go to mingle with members of the opposite and or same sex. (No bias here)
For the women…Some of you are quite sneaky wearing your "Miracle Bra" etc. So I propose that once inside my establishment, upon examination you be directed to shirts that have pictures of Watermelons, Oranges, Lemons…You know to match your chest shape!
And for the men…You would be requested to wear a shirt with either a horse or a pencil on it so you too would be easy identifiable in a crowd.
What do you think?
Good Huh…
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Oh great…
so not only do I have to ‘date’ you..now you’re gonna make fun of me in public…??
man…thought we were on the same wavelength…
sigh
All kidding aside K.. I wonder if folks would see it as an ‘ice breaker’ type of humour and just have fun with it. Think about it..if one is willing to wear the shirt (any of them) that seems to me to be a sign of a funny bone..and certainly not pretentious (unless a grape is wearing a watermelon I suppose..)
cool
ill read it later
What the hell?
Uhh,, my poney is saddled,,
Who has lemon-shaped boobs?
a horse and a pencil?
confused there but sounds great otherwise
you are serious? dig deeper, grasshopper.
Have the pencils been repeatedly sharpened to just a nub with a bit of eraser on the end?
Lmao, excellent. I need a shirt with Watermelons on it…Thanks
This may be epic. Go for it.
Does the pencil have an eraser on the end of it?
Stellar idea
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Let’s go to Marriage & Divorce and tear someshit up. I want you to go ask about your husband and the babysitter again. I love that one. I’ve missed you gorgeous. ♥
Great idea. You can decide which shirt the guys get, and I get to decide which shirt the ladies get. My decision making process will be very thurough…
Would certainly take a lot of guess work out of it for the women and no more crappy smalltalk all night just to discover a pencil in his pocket lol
I reckon most men would notice if boobs were "pushed up" or not, sometimes there is nothing to push up (not in my case I hasten to add).
I want to sit with the "stallion" men please, I’ll pay extra
i love that idea!
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